Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned
10. She was jealous of all the attention Governor Mark Sanford was receiving.
9. She was so excited about beating Rod Blagojevich for the Sitting Duck Award she figured this was a great time to cash in on her status.
8. She was jealous of all the attention Carrie Prejean was getting so she wants to run for Miss California in the Miss USA pageant next year.
7. She wants to host her own late night talk show opposite Letterman and tell jokes about him too.
6. She couldn’t think of any other way to get on the news tonight.
5. She got confused with her dates and got April Fool’s Day and the 4th of July mixed up.
4. The midnight sun made her a little goofy.
3. She wants more free time to go flying with Putin.
2. She was jealous of all the attention Michael Jackson was receiving.
1. They told her that as the Governor of Alaska she was not allowed to live in Hawaii.