Sunday, July 04, 2010

I Am So Lucky

I am so lucky that I will soon receive my fortune. It's only going to cost me a half million dollars!!!

FROM LEE CAMPBELL


ATTN MY GOOD FRIEND, I AM MR LEE CAMPBELL. THE FOREIGN EXECUTIVE COMMITEE ON DEBT RECONCILIATION. I'M WRITING YOU THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE COOL PENNY IS BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

IT'S BETTER FOR ONE TO LIVE AND DIE A POOR HONEST MAN THAN A RICH DISHONEST ONE. I AND THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER (CSO) OF OUR BANK HAVE ARRANGED WITH AN OFFICER IN THE COMPUTER SECTION OF THIS BANK, ENGINEER MIKE DAVIES TO BRING OUT PART OF YOUR TOTAL CONTRACT SUM AMOUNTING TO FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS.

WHY WE DID THIS. ACCORDING TO INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE BANK COMPUTER, YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT SUCCESS, AS I FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST MET ALL THE STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS OF THE CBN IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT, BUT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUPS.

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORK WITH YOU AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU RECEIVE FAX AND PHONE MESSAGES FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERYDAY. ALSO WE FOUND OUT THAT SOME OF THE OFFICIALS OF VARIOUS PARASTATALS HAVE BEEN EXHULSTING A LOT OF MONEY FROM YOU IN RESPECT OF HELPING YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR SEVERAL YEARS, YET NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT MAKE UP YOUR MIND TODAY AND STOP ANY TRANSACTION WITH THOSE OFFICERS THAT YOU CALL YOUR PARTNERS.

I AM WILLING TO HELP YOU GET YOUR MONEY, BUT PLEASE FOR SECURITY PRECAUTION, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE THE CASH AT YOUR DOORSTEP. THE MONEY IS IN TWO SECURITY-PROOF BOXES WEIGHING 10KG EACH, THAT IS 20KG FOR THE TWO BOXES. YESTERDAY, WE WENT TO FOUR COURIER SERVICE TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ON HOW TO SHIP THEM BY COURIER SERVICE TO YOU. DHL, EMS , FEDEX AND ISA, BUT WE WERE NOTISFIED THAT THEY WILL HAVE TO OPEN THE BOXES FOR INSPECTION BY THE CUSTOMS BEFORE SHIPMENT.

THIS IS SOMETHING WE WANT TO AVOID BECAUSE THE BOXES WERE PADDED WITH MACHINE. WE TOLD THE COURIER SERVICE THAT THE BOXES CONTAINS PHOTOGRAPHIC AND FILM MATERIALS AND WHEN OPENED WILL LOOSE ITS EFFICACY. WE DID NOT DECLARE MONEY BECAUSE COURIER SERVICE DOES NOT CARRY MONEY.

TODAY, A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WAS A CHRISTIAN LIKE ME NOTIFY ME THAT THERE IS A COURIER SERVICE THAT DO SEND PACKAGES AND INFORMATION FROM ONE COUNTRY TO ANOTHER, AND THE COURIER SERVICE CAN DELIVER THE PACKAGES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WITHOUT ANY INSPECTION FROM CUSTOMS. THE NAME OF THE COURIER SERVICE IS IAZ COURIER COMPANY.

I WILL MEET WITH THEM AS SOON AS YOU HAVE PERMIT ME TO GO AHEAD. THE COURIER SERVICE WILL HELP US NOT TO HAVE ANY PROBLEM. AND YOU WILL HAVE TO COMPENSATE US WITH FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY. TO THIS EFFECT, YOU WILL SEND US A PROMISSORY NOTE FOR FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ALONG WITH YOUR ADDRESS FOR SENDING THE BOXES BY COURIER. AND PLEASE MAINTAIN UTMOST SECRECY AS IT MAY LEADS TO A LOT OF PROBLEMS IF FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE USING THIS WAY TO HELP YOU. DO NOT EVER TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MONEY.

I AM WILLING TO HELP YOU DUE TO THE PERCENTAGE YOU WILL GIVE ME WHEN WE ARE DONE, AND PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SEND OUR PERCENTAGE TO US IMMEDIATELY WE'VE HELPED YOU SHIP YOUR MONEY.

DO RE-CONFIRM THE UNDERLISTED DETAILS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR ONWARD SHIPMENT OF YOUR OVER DUE CONTRACT FUND:


YOUR FULL NAME:
PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER:
FULL ADDRESS WITH ZIPCODE: {where you wish the consignment delivered}:
PRESENT OCCUPATION:
AGE:

GOD IS WITH US, AS WE AWAIT YOUR SOONEST REPLY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.LEE CAMPBELL

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